MEN ARE HARD to PLEASE

The Problem With Guys :-

If you TREAT him nicely, he say you IN LOVE with him,
If you DON'T, he say you are PROUD.
If you DRESS NICELY, he say you trying to LURE him.
If you DON'T, he say you are from KAMPUNG.
If you ARGUE with him, he say you are STUBBORN.
If you KEEP QUIET, he say you have no BRAIN.
If you are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE.
If he smarter than you, he is GREAT.
If you DON'T LOVE, he tries to POSSESS YOU,
If you LOVE him, he tries to LEAVE you, (very true huh?)
If you tell him your PROBLEM, he say you are TROUBLESOME,
If you DON'T, he say that you don't TRUST him,
If you scold him, you are like a NANNY to him,
If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you,
If you BREAK you PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED,
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If you DO WELL in your exams, he say it's LUCK,
If he does WELL, it's BRAIN,
If you HURT him, you are CRUEL,
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!!!
& so hard to please!!!

If you send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.....
but if you don't, they say you are selfish....